Oreo Put A Hit On Me

July 1st, 2009

I love me some snackies, I really do. Probably why my ass is so…large. Well, it’s not huge, but my sister says I have a ghetto booty. :cry: And I think someone knows that because when I came back inside from picking my son up from the bus, I had an oreo cakester. Chocolate with chocolate filling. Yum! They’re small too, so when I took a bite of it I ate half the cookie. But it wouldn’t go down. It was still in my mouth, but it wouldn’t let me swallow, like it was blocking my food tube without being in my food tube.

The fucking thing tried to kill me!!

I’m telling you, the snack world has put a hit out on me and Oreo tried to get in on the action. So I declare, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson…Stupid Cakester!

17 Responses to “Oreo Put A Hit On Me”

  1. Your life sounds very exciting! *giggles*

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  2. Robin says:

    thanks! i needed the laugh. I voted for your post!!

  3. Manda says:

    Mmmmm, Oreo cakesters! So good. I’ve never had one try to kill me though :P

  4. Whitters says:

    Sounds like your snacks have an evil side to them. But how dare they try to kill you… You were fulfilling their purpose in life: to be eaten. Why would they want to kill someone who was only helping them achieve their life’s purpose?

  5. Jenn says:

    Wow, scary. But you’d think the snack world would do anything BUT put a hit on you — and on me and on every other snack-loving chick out there — how else are they going to keep making money? :D

  6. grannyann says:

    That’s what I say “Stupid Cakester!” Only I say that about almost everything I eat……

  7. Caity says:

    Oh my goodness! Glad you’re okay. I better stay away from those things… although they do sound quite delicious.

  8. Ria says:

    Oh goodness what I’d give for some Oreos right now. Glad you’re ok though, I never knew sweet Oreos can be little devils inside lol

  9. Ahhh, the cakester strikes again! Got to be careful of those yummy foods sometimes :)

  10. Opus #6 says:

    Oooo, you got off easy. My mom almost died from a piece of cornbread. Brother had to heimlich her and it came out. But if he had not been there, and had not received cpr training through the school, I shudder to think of the outcome.

  11. Sam says:

    I once slipped on an Oreo and broke my ankle. I can sympathise.

  12. kailani says:

    The oreo is innocent! Something that delicious can’t be that evil, right? :-)

  13. Jackie says:

    Crazy!! I’ve never heard of such a thing! I havent tried those yet, but now may steer clear : )

    I just found you on MBC comment group – like your blog!

  14. Dave Brown says:

    I had a good laugh over that one. Hilarious. Sounds like you needed a big glass of milk. Although you better pray you haven’t done anything to any cows lately otherwise you’re going to drown in milk.

  15. UPrinting says:

    Oh my. The oreo doesn’t want to be eaten! LOL.
    Next time, a water beside you will come in handy. Take care of yourself. :)

  16. Lydia @ Fair Trade Coffee says:

    I wish I had not read this while I am hungry. Started daydreaming about chocolate covered oreos, double stuff oreos, and the major contender the cakester. Maybe I will schedule an oreo smorgasbord evening soon.

  17. Jenny says:

    Why do I find that hard to believe?