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Random kid chat stuff…

Picture my mother and I stuck at the movies in the dark, waiting for the tow truck to arrive to take us away and home.

Now picture my husband coming to rescue us and bringing my son. You got it?

K, now picture me and my mother talking to my son (he’s five btw) on the trunk of the car, in the dark, waiting for the tow truck.

We were talking about all kinds of random things and then my son pointed out an airplane in the dark distance, calling it a star (or was it a planet?). So we started talking about planets…

Boy: Mars is red and stuff lives there.

Me: No stuff doesn’t live there it’s a dead rock.

Boy: blah blah blah stuff blah blah more stuff.

Me: OH! And Uranus…

Boy: *taking off his jacket with a shocked look on his face* NO I’M NOT!!

Me, Mom, Husband: *dies laughing*

Aren’t kids awesome?!

19 Responses to this Post

 
  1. Manda says:

    I swear the only reason why I had a child was to hear the funny things that come out of her mouth. That and to have her get me stuff when I don’t feel like getting up.

  2. Caity says:

    Haha that is so cute.

  3. Vivian says:

    Aww, kids =)

  4. Heather B says:

    Yes kids do and say some hilarious things. Gotta luv them though

  5. Jo says:

    hahahaha that is awesome! I love little kids, especially little boys. I can’t wait for my son to get to that age :) Well I certainly can :) but I’m looking forward to it! Stopping by from SITS! Happy Monday!

  6. Jenny says:

    Awww, kids and their cute moments :3 Makes me wish I had one to amuse me, lol

  7. Custom Sticker Printing says:

    LOL too cute! I really find it funny when they get flustered for the silliest things like misunderstanding something. I kind of miss the time when my little brother was younger and would believe anything you tell him and don’t get a lot of stuff.

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  9. Damita says:

    Ha ha so cute!

  10. faye says:

    Awh, aren’t children just the best sometimes?! :D I remember when I was sat having dinner with my family once, and my sister who was 8 at the time says “Mum, whats a whore. I want to be one when Im older”. I almost died laughing. Turns out she thought it was someone who rode a horse. Heh.

  11. Veronica says:

    HAHA awesome!

  12. Trisha says:

    Yeah, if my kids didn’t crack me up once in a while, we’d all be in big trouble.

  13. Paulina says:

    That is the most adorable thing, ever!

  14. I don’t think there’s a kid alive who hasn’t busted a gust at some point over the word “Uranus.”

    Who named that planet anyway?

  15. nicóle says:

    Kids are awesome! I love those random conversations !

  16. How to YoYo says:

    The crazy stuff they say can get them into trouble though.

    • Jenny says:

      well he’s not in trouble… my son has never said anything to himself into trouble. he’s a good kid!