I’m officially a redneck. Well, those of you who think you’re better then anyone else probably already think that, but your opinions don’t matter. 
Anywho… I’ve broken another tooth. And not where no one can see. It’s in the front for the entire fucking world to see (and no I will not post pictures)!!
This is how it happened…
We were taking a trip to the pine barrens and we stopped at the local Wawa for some snacks and lunch. We paid for the items we bought and the boy wanted his juice bottle open so I used my teeth to do so. You know those ones with the spout and shit… anyone would use their teeth to open it. Maybe. Maybe not. Anyway!! It was one of my problem teeth that got included in the pull that the boy performed after I told him to just HOLD it 
and when he did so, the tooth cracked and broke off on the side and now… I look like a nerd/freak/redneck.
And the worst part of it is, we have no money to get it fixed. 
The dentist uses half our insurance to take fucking xrays of my mouth. The rest BARELY covers the fix then the rest has to come out of our pockets. We don’t have it. So now I get to listen to my mother say “Told you so!” and then other people just looking at me weird.
Could my luck get any better?! I’m never leaving the house again…
