I love me some snackies, I really do. Probably why my ass is so…large. Well, it’s not huge, but my sister says I have a ghetto booty. :cry: And I think someone knows that because when I came back inside from picking my son up from the bus, I had an oreo cakester. Chocolate with chocolate filling. Yum! They’re small too, so when I took a bite of it I ate half the cookie. But it wouldn’t go down. It was still in my mouth, but it wouldn’t let me swallow, like it was blocking my food tube without being in my food tube.

The fucking thing tried to kill me!!

I’m telling you, the snack world has put a hit out on me and Oreo tried to get in on the action. So I declare, in the immortal words of Homer Simpson…Stupid Cakester!